felizlevidad:

*7th grader voice from 2006* haha google blue waffle

(Source: gaypriest)

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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dersia:

*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

(Source: stormiing)

gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

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french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.